Sometimes,
my left foot hates me. This is highlighted by it's ability to go from
dry to soaking in several steps. I think it may be a ninja foot, skilled
in the art of making me feel like i'm squelching along bare footed.
Perhaps next time I should, this would save me lots of money, and
effort. Shoes are annoying.
Magpies
are also annoying, they make me nervous when they wander around alone,
like they're just waiting to swoop down and bring you bad luck. If you
believe in all that jazz, which I do.
Lone
magpies and soggy feet are not a good way to start your day, toast
would've been much more appreciated. I like toast. I don't like having
twenty minutes of chaos first thing in the morning. Work, this is what
you reduce me to.
To
sum up: soggy feet: bad. Solo magpies sitting on your gate aparently
mocking you: bad. Your best friend and her mother finding your ability
to cause chaos wherever you go amusing: priceless. Or something like
that.
:)
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