I am posting this for my sister, as she is my most loyal, and strangest fan. Or atleast she might be, there may be stranger people reading this right now like "eyy, thats not fair, you should put it to a vote..i'm stranger than her!"..or something like that.
Not much has happened in my amazingly exciting (note the sarcasm) life today, except possibly my relatively noticable change in hair colour. It now more resembles a night light than hair. Picture a piece of white paper, laying comfortably atop a yellow canary which is hovering lightly over fire, and you have a good insight of what my hair currently looks like, only slightly more metaphorical and stuff.
Also, it has very recently come to my attention that my best friend is attracting a ridiculous amount of strange men, which is both amusing and disturbing to me. Therefore:
Dear strange men of the earth,
If you are walking past a girl you find attractive, while walking over, starting a conversation and demanding her phone number may seem like a good way to go, admiring her from afar and not walking over and starting both a conversation and her brains urges for her to run away screaming is also acceptable. It also kills the possibility of a restraining order. And i've heard those are not nice. Not that i'd know, I usually go completely un-noticed when I do my stalking. (That, my friends, was a joke. if you see me hiding in a bush or behind a bin, or anywhere else for that matter, whether I have a camera, binoculars, a net or any other strange utensil or not, there's a 99.9% chance i'm not stalking you. Or anyone else. I feel I must include this for legal reasons.)
My brain has now lost its ability to think up witty things, though I feel it may not have had this ability to start with.
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