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Hola, blogerinos and blogerinas :) 

You will all (probably) be pleased to hear that i'm nowhere near five +1s on my last blog, which means its unlikely there shall be a fully spanish blog post. I'm sure you're all gutted, right? Atleast pretend to be, for my pride!..or not. Not is good too, I suppose. 

I did something fantastical today!! dun dun duunnnn:

I went shopping, and brought almost only things I needed! Birthday presents, a pretty little dress...I even got socks! And if you know me, you'll know how I feel about socks. and feet. *shudders*. For those of you who don't know me, I dislike both. Socks are uncomfortable, and feet are disgusting. Or they are in my humble opinion, anyway. 

I also spent the day with my best friend, a girl who probably secretly wishes she'd turned and walked away the first time I spoke to her..I have that effect on people sometimes. I'm awesome in a really annoying way :P. 

So far this week, my top 5 favourite things are: 

My little handbag sized mirror - a beautiful little thing I got in spain, and have owned since I was 14!

My rimmel 321 mascara - my eyelashes look amazeballs :) 

My floral printed pajama bottoms - Primark is my hero. 

My new flannel shirt - I look like a farmer or something, and it was ridiculouserly cheap. Win x 2. 

Debra Messings eyes - After watching a film with her in, I have decided that she has some of the prettiest eyes I've ever seen. If you know her, ask her if she'd like to swap eyes with me, por favor :D.

PS. Contrary to what's posted above, I secretly do want to attempt to do a blog in espanol..+1 the blog before this one, and make other people +1 it..and comment if you'd like a mention. If I get five +1s, not only shall I post an entire blog post in spanish, but i'll also add a sentence, in spanish, about every person who comments on the post before this one. Not this one. The last one. Just incase you don't understand english..uno beforeh this uno, por favor. Or something like that.

Adios, minions :) <3

hello friday

i've been expecting you. 

I cannot stress enough how much I love fridays. I'd change my name to friday if that wasn't weird. but it is. Shaame. 

I love the build up to weekends, and weekends in general, and the rare moments it's not raining. Like right now. I miss sunshine..Come back to us, please. I promise we won't mock you, or ask you to go away or anything, just come baack! 

Rain rain, go away, come again no other day. That song would make much more sense. Rain is gross sometimes. 

On an amazingly amazing note (sort of)...I cooked all by myself today! If you knew how clumsy and completely unattentive I tend to be, you'd understand why this is something to be proud of. I don't cook. Not because I don't want to, but because i'm scared to. I once set the oven on fire by trying to cook a chicken..neither ever really recovered from the ordeal. I've also never been allowed to forget it. Not that I can blame the minion known as my niece for using it against me, 'cause I use everything against everyone. Especially my brother. Most of the people I meet walk away from me knowing he once got stuck in a maze. It's my favourite story ever. Probably not his, though. 

I love remembering random little (usually embarrasing) things that have happened to myself and other people I like. Memories are fun to remember. And laugh at. a lot. 

I've had a pretty awesome day today, I got the prettiest shoes ever! Little wedges with an espadrille style bottom, the top of which is bright pink, tres bien! 

Also, i've just decided that if I get five +1s on this post by friday next week, I shall do my next blog post entirely in spanish. Oy vey! So if you want to read something entirely odd, probably out of tense, and in a whole new language, get +1ing, get your friends, and you parents and your pets to get on it, and let the fun begin. 

I'll leave you with a list of things I like, because I have absolutely nothing else left to say :)

Today my top 5 favourite things are: 

Summer fruits lucozade sport - It tastes like summer in a bottle, omnomnom.

My crapberry - It's actually working..for once. Hoorahh! 

Take a break magazine - For when life is just too boring <3 

The colour pink - My new shoesies have made me like it a little bit more.

 Kit kat chunkys - This one needs no explanation. nom. 

Adios, interwebbers :) 

x

This week i've

been watching a ridiculous amount of films. 

As mentioned in a previous post, Tommy Lee Jones has been in many of them, he is epic. I also watched the Shawshank redemption, which is quite possibly one of my favourite films. ever. I also discovered that good actors get themselves around more than I realised.

for example, I'm slightly infatuated with lie to me, which has the amazing Tim Roth from one of my favourite ever film scenes hint (Hint: Reservoir dogs) and happened to find a familiar face lurking in one of my favourite episodes, aka Mark Rolston, who's one of my favourites from le Shawshank Redemption. Also, hello over use of the word favourite, woahh. 

This week has also been spent shopping, which is something i'm verily good at! Hello new shoes, cardigan and jeans..summer wardrobe, you are going to be an epic beast of beautifulness :). I wish I could afford to shop more. You should all send me money so I can..you know you want to. Kidding, sort of. Nawh, I am kidding, honest, I do love me a good shop, though. 

On a completely random note, does anyone else ever feel a split second of sheer panic when you hear someone approaching your door and you're the only one home? Theres always one teeny tiny moment where i'm convinced it's a burglar or serial killer or something, who's decided the best way to not rouse any neighbourly suspicion is to use the door, or maybe they feel rude about barging in unwelcomed, stealing from me / harming me AND making a mess of glass of something. I'm sure there's atleast one criminal with a conscience out there, or possibly one with OCD that doesn't like mess. If you're out there, and you're reading this...Hi, mr crook. Think of all the things you could do with your life..crime is not the answerr! 

Right, i'm even starting to worry myself slightly with the strange little monologue i've got going, so I'm heading off for some toast. Toast is good

Au revoir, lovely people of the interwebtorian :)

Good morning, world :)

Firstly and foremostly, Happy fathers day to the most amazing man in the world! For those of you who don't know, my dad is pretty much my hero, and my inspiration..and the reason i'm such a sarcastic little ball of person :). And for these, and many other reasons, I love him to the moon and back several times over!

Before I start to waffle too much, I shall point out that I have recently turned into a zombie. Not literally, unfortunately, but i'm having ridiciulous trouble sleeping, it's gross. I currently fall under the category of 'night owl' - though i'm not always too impressed by it. 

I've also developed a love of grapetiser this week, something I didn't actually know existed until recently. It makes me hyperactive, this is good for me...and bad for people around me. yay :) 

I don't have much else to say today, I just thought I should make more of an effort to actually update this pretty little blog of mine. I only post when I have something to say, and that seems to be a less frequent occurance lately, oops. But yeah, if you're reading this, thankyou. Even if I don't know you, I now like you a little bit more, you're awesome. 

Over and out, lovely people of the interwebnation :)

so, i'm developing

a slight infatuation with Tommy Lee Jones films. 

So, I can openly (though slightly shamefully) admit that up until recently, I had no idea who Tommy Lee Jones was. However, I've taken to recording random films lately, and he's been in most of them. And he's been amazing in all of them. 

I've also discovered I quite enjoy the occasional 1980's / 1990's film. As long as there's at least a little bit of action, or atleast some sort of plot. I hate films that go around in circles, they drive me insane. It's probably a shame I don't feel the same way about blogs, or this'd probably be a lot more interesting. Oh welll. 

I've also rediscovered a love for false eyelashes lately, namely, the girls aloud ones. I got bored of mascara, so decided to try some out, and et voilla! beautiful, long lashes. And I only poked myself in the eye twice while attempting to apply them. Mega win. 

And i've been playing age of empires. A lot. I actually adore that game, it keeps me entertained when boredom strikes, which is scarily often lately..I need a life. or atleast a hobby. Suggestions, anyone? Something fun that can amuse me, which still giving me a chance to be lazy. That sounds muy perfecto.

I don't have much else to say, just thought i'd let anyone who takes time out to read this know i'm still alive. Though excrutiatingly bored. Probably. 

Adios, lovelys :')

Gold is good.

Hello, blogfaces :)
So like, this isn't turning into a 'hi, lets show you my make-up' page, BUT, i'm slightly obsessed with my new eyeshadow..again. Therefore, you lovely, lovely people get to view my eyes. Again. You should feel verily privelaged. 'Cause you are. :P

This, my friends, is what happens when I go to poundland. I buy far too much eye makeup for one person to ever wear in a life-time..and feel the need to share it. But seriously, i LOVE it. (:

On a note not relating to my face, my life is slowly becoming the most boring existance in history. To the point that i'm now seeking new friends to fill my time with witty banter and stuff. If you fit the bill, get it touch. Unless you're creepy. Or boring. My life is filled with enough creepy people and boringness. Creepy people are the worst, i really wish I didn't attract as many as I do. I haven't had any creepy run-ins this week though! Yet, anyway. I love you world, please don't let that have jinxed me. I'm awkward enough as it is without freakish social interactions with creepy people that won't leave me alone!!
         On another completely urelated topic, I hate shopping for other people. Don't get me wrong, I love getting people presents, I just hate having to pick them. loathe. hate with a passion. Je deteste! The people I know are ridiculously awkward to buy for. I'm contemplating picking something that people as a whole like or need, and just buying it for everyone. Socks, perhaps. Or towels. Everyone needs towels. Unless they dry themselves with toilet paper or something. Don't do that, it's weird.

I'm now becoming a wafflecopter, so i'll stop there, though i'm sure there'll be more waffle soon. I've realised i'm ridiculously inconsistent with this thing, I shall make a concious effort to change this.

Au revoir, lads and laydeyyys :')

oh hello,

sparkley eyees :D.

I have recently come to the conclusion that glitter eyeshadow is a winn! If i had any idea how to post pictures on le here, I would just to show how pretty it looks..I may anyway at some point..i'm sure it'll be perfectly simple once I pay attention :). Oohh, I can see it! Insert pretty eyes in 3...2...1....prettyyy!

                       Not the best picture ever..but hello glittery lovliness :D.

I officially declare poundland my favourite place to buy eye makeup! I also declare collection 2000 glitter stick thingies uhmazingg. And pretty. 

                       On a different note, I am currently looking for a job. If you would like to employ me, please press one now. (preferably for a legitimate job, 'slave', 'bit on the side' and such do not count. sorry, disappointed rich men out there, you may not own me! :P) Infact, don't press one now, 'cause your votes will not be counted, verified or charged..you will also be wasting a second of your life you'll never get back. And that's just sad. Life's short enough as it is. Fact. Hello slightly off-topic waffle, i've missed you, thank you for gracing me with your presence. Or something like that.

                        In recent ground-breaking (or not) new: My best friend has abandoned me for a boy! Well, she hasn't..but he's visiting her and i'm lonelyyy. And sad. Well, not sad, as much as hyperactive with no-one to annoy. And she's fun to annoy, this is one of the many reasons I tolerate her :).

                      I'm finding it hard to stay on topicnow, and 'spider pig' is lurking inside my head. The song, not the actual pig. Though if spider pig wants to come and stay with me, he should. As long as he's house trained. I refuse to train a pig..NOT AFTER LAST TIME!!

Okay, I admit it..there was no last time, i lied! but I had you going didn't i? No? shame on you. 

Adios, mon readers (aka: adios family members and friends I have roped into reading this..and random strangers who relate to my inability to stay on topic. rawr) 

 :)